Now, what you will read here may make you go 'wait, isn't she going back on her word?' Just keep reading.
I am considering making a Facebook account.
No, not to join the hordes of people who chest-bump, throw chickens, deck, marry, give plants and snipe at each other.
Nor am I considering it to join up with the alumni groups for the two high schools I've been to.
And I'm not considering joining Facebook to sign up to my university group.
No, I am contemplating this treacherous path because I can then accept Friend requests and then completely and utterly ignore them.
Invite me to Facebook? If you're someone I met online, then I'll note